@causticbob: I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.''
'Bob, that's a cat.'
@Shh182: I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt!
*runs away flirting*
@treywafer: Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry
@momma0315: Body by Oreos
@leslid79: Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder.
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.