@causticbob: I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.''
'Bob, that's a cat.'
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@Jojo_51213: Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it
@prontopup: "'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'." - Pirates
If you haven't seen "Earth without art is just eh" then you prolly didn't like this tweet.
@InigoUnleashed: 'Your place or mine?'
Is the sexiest response to the question:
'Where shall we bury the body?'