@itchyturtle: I said "You're not the boss of me" to my boss and it came true.
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@elle91: [Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg
@SICKOFWOLVES: PLEASE SEND HELP I STOPPED BUYING AVOCADOS AND NOW I AM DROWNING IN COINS AND KEYS TO VARIOUS PROPERTIES I OWN OH GOD IS THIS HOW I DIE
@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.