@faizziy: I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights..
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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself
@withanewname: Wife: "you think all that sugar you fed the kids this morning was a wise idea?" Me: "why?" W: M: W: "they're running along side the car"
@RodneyH42: A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit