@faizziy: I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights..
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@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.
@SteveSuckington: "What should we put in the middle of this mall?" How bout some chairs? "That idea sucks" A little pond to throw money in? "Oh hell yeah"
@KevinFarzad: I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball