@RickAaron: I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during "Ellen" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory.
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@huntigula: [snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?