@delusions_of: I saw a baby crying and gave it my cable bill cuz no reason we should both be sad.
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@Mr_Kapowski: I’d assume that the best part of working in Alaska is that after your commute into work, you get to bring your 9 Huskies into the office with you
@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.
@Book_Krazy: I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. "My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"