@donquixote229: I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born
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@70Ceeks: *He-Man at table read* "By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on- *pointing to script* should it say 'power' again here?"
@DominicStraw: Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now.
@TheToddWilliams: ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No