@StrawburyDelite: I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you.
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@TheAlexNevil: Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot.
@LoveNLunchmeat: This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!
@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years