@StrawburyDelite: I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you.
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@jazmasta: Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@RobDenBleyker: "Poor" is an odd word because when you put it in front of "people" it's sad but when you put it in front of "bladder control" it's hilarious
@BigBagOfScum: My friend was like "hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip" and I was like "where are we going, 2001?"
@2facedshepherd: The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)