@Reverend_Scott: I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it.
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@runolgarun: saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side
@Tmoney68: Her: I'm really into eating clean. Me: (trying to impress her) I also use many napkins.
@SincerelyTumblr: Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday