@lovemyboots111: I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!
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@michaelajeffery: Watched a guy buy several single bananas at various stages of ripeness (instead of a bunch). Realized I was in the presence of genius.
@heymonroe: There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
@dire_beard: [At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!