@avaricious1: I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch.
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@SteveKoehler22: Just changed the GPS voice in my car from male to female. Now if I miss a turn, she says .... "( Sigh )....recalculating"
@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@KKAlThani: If you don't get sarcasm, follow these simple steps that will definitely help you understand it easily: Die.