@KurtBusiek: I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940.
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@TheHyyyype: [Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell* JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit
@oldmanweldon: I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself.
@GrantTanaka: me: [trying to be cool af at the bar] gimme a beer bartender: what kind me: the...the drinking kind