@Jake_Vig: I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.
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@Monathais: Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!
@Mr_Kapowski: If you encounter another Dad in the wild wearing a #1 Dad shirt, you must fight to the death. Disneyland has never been so fun
@topaz_kell: I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down.
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!