@Paxochka: I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself "she totally deserved to die".
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@squirrel74wkgn: My wife was holding a broom, so I packed her away with the Halloween decorations.
@Try2StopME: 90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat.
@llvvzz: I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.
@ilovepie84: If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls.