@joeljeffrey: I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground.
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@imchriskelly: i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it
@newstart43: I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
@hyperblastchic: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking.