@causticbob: I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, "Is he on standby?"
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@Freudianscript: *Maybe try dressing up as SpongeBob this Halloween, since you're so self absorbed.* -Me as a therapist
@EndhooS: Morpheus: You're The One Neo Neo: You're sure? M: I've known for some time N: *leans in for the kiss* M: WHOA, that's not what I meant bro..