@vineyille: "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" has the same number of syllables as "I saw someone die at Disney World." Life's funny like that.
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@Reverend_Scott: I only drink Smart Water now. I think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.
@zachreinert03: If a genie granted me 3 wishes I'd ask for unlimited wishes, then I'd probably take a nap
@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@Sorrowscopes: Leo: You will unwrap a package of Pop Tarts and none of the corners will have fallen off. This is how you will know you died in your sleep.