@leechee420: I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like "good luck guys" and walked away. I'd be a great mother.
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids are celebrating National Siblings Day just like I knew they would: screaming & fighting.
@shegotagronk: If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy.
@jenyb4: The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.