@TYLER_CMC: I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today
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@EJGomez: taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what
@Robinbuble: Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket
@BriarSlyMalice: SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.