@TYLER_CMC: I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today
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@vinfury: Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
@duhh3322: I grew up living paycheck to paycheck , but through hard work and perseverance i now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
@AlexRogaski: The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information
@BobTheSuit: Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world.