@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
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@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.
@captainkalvis: DATE: I think marriage is sooo beautiful ME: *trying to impress her* well my wedding is tomorrow you should come