@towelforacape: I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' .
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@Rlpihl: [Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
@mikealfredcaine: shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog