@Talk_To_The_Hat: I say when we bury people we tie their shoes together. If there is a zombie apocalypse, at least it will be goddamn hilarious...
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@TheMichaelRock: Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson.
@AmericanGent69: Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do.
@ObscureGent: Make your day better by imagining people you don't like floating helplessly into the sun.