@PercySleeves: I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish.
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@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza." That's not what I - "Please stop. Let me do this."
@johngaysee: My dog and I have two things in common: We like burying our bones in other peoples backyards and fleas :-(
@KeetPotato: hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? "dude, that's a condom"