@PercySleeves: I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish.
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@JasonLastname: Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?
@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"
@adamallday: About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza.
@Adar79Angie: If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad