@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
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@brandonIee: I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money… I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too.
@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan