@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
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@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.
@samalmightysam: -Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why...