@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
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@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
@GaryJanetti: A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay.
@thenatewolf: Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k
@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.