@MillieMars: I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
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@UncleDuke1969: Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda.
@huntigula: confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
@iwearaonesie: me *sneezes* cw: Bless you me *sneezes* cw: Allergies? [flashback to me snorting pepper because my kid dared me to] me: Yeah, I guess so
@_Water_Baby: Endless love does not extend to my root beer float. That second straw is decorative.