@stockejock: I scream,
We all scream
Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again.
@theDanLawler: Roses are red,
except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors.
@jenyb4: Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
@TheIronSherk: *pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact*
She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1
@Brentweets: "Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"
"Yeah I sure do Dad!"
"Well you're shit out of luck"