@rickygervais: I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
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@ariscott: For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.
@neptunemoons: "Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent
@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.