@TheTweetOfGod: I see dead people.
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@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
@Cheeseboy22: Some jerk called me "pretentious" so I called him a "planktupus." I can make up nonsense words too.
@Quartzjixler: We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer