@dsmitty62: I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today
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@bug_deal: the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it’s full of skeletons now
@briangaar: Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now.
@droidbears: fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever