@dsmitty62: I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today
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@Storminika: "We don't have iced coffee" Me: "You have coffee?" "Yes" Me: "You have ice?" "Yes" Me: "Were you raised in a barn?"
@LindaInDisguise: Coworker: What was your college major? Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie