@omgthatspunny: I see that you have graph paper, you must be plotting something.
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@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"
@just1fool: Beer:"You know what would be funny?" Me:"No. What?" Beer:"Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again." Me:"Yes, sir."
@Snarfernini: Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned
@valentinebaby82: Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well