@HeyJennyLeone: I see that your IQ test came back negative.
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@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@SteveSuckington: Me: "people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: "maybe a little"
@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh