@HeyJennyLeone: I see that your IQ test came back negative.
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@bourgeoisalien: My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.
@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
@Cuntypants: Sorry I yelled "SURPRISE!" when you caught me in bed with your husband. I was unaware that you don't like surprises.