@bush_piglet: I see your IQ test came back negative
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@bourgeoisalien: My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.
@JustDontBugMe: Me: Another nightmare? Him: Why? M: You were yelling "Dora the Explorer help! No Swiper, no!" H: ... M: Maybe lay off the cartoons, bruh.
@ConcernedSirGuy: Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too.
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.