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@bush_piglet: I see your IQ test came back negative
@fart: the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually "cloaking" they just turned all their lights off
@therealeatwood: [Biker gang]
ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed?
BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we “synchronize our cycles.”
@_xLNc: "Here, throw this away for me." ~ People who hand out leaflets.
@matthewbaldwin: MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink.
@MandaPie1981: Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I'm cool if it's a burrito.