@BillMc7: I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral.
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@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad
@nerdamage: Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet.
@shutupmikeginn: A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks