@ThinkingSavage: I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah.
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@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
@MUMSIEesq: [Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!
@AaronFullerton: OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as "we," then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as "we."