@bazecraze: I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time.
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@kittykaresless: Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
@tigersgoroooar: Not to brag, but I just bought Eggland's best eggs from the grocery store. Their BEST eggs. I got them.
@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.