@Elizasoul80: "I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising." -Clothes
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@ClichedOut: Boss: Someone's been cutting corners. Me: Hey, that's unfair. Edward Scissorhands: (acting nonchalant) Yeah, I noticed that, too.
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.