@Elizasoul80: "I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising." -Clothes
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@iwearaonesie: 9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again
@slimmy_shady: Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies.
@UnimpressedWU: Cat: if my calculations are correct, a meteor will destroy the Earth in 324 days... [What I hear] Cat: meow.. Me: awe, who wants a snuggle?
@shopkins776: When you say "You're gonna hate me for this" you're making an awfully large assumption that I don't hate you already