@Elizasoul80: "I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising." -Clothes
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@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
@murrman5: [to son before going in house] remember its opposite day wife: how was go karting? son: dad didnt take off his helmet and throw it at anyone
@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.