@Crunch11b: I self medicate, therefore you live.
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@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.
@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
@mishakey: Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts.