@GrantTanaka: I set a rat trap last night & this morning the cheese was gone & there was a picture of my kids in it, what does this mean
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AnOrangeSNES: Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication.
@OfficeofSteve: Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries
@BAnderson_30: Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup.
@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"