@moist_jeff: I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed.
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@DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you
@DannyMcH2O: Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.
@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.