@T_Bonezzz: I shook this magic 8-ball for some advice and now there's cocaine everywhere
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@Jenny4ashley: Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged.
@Reverend_Scott: [rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes "Anything?" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes "I wish for more genies" GENIE: I don't like you
@robyn_vo: I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm.
@Ndeshi_M: Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?