@clemdytan: I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
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@ch000ch: 9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole "i don't give a shit anymore" pizzas
@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife.
@theDanLawler: New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much
@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.