@clemdytan: I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
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@FloodyHippie: I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him.
@Robert_Fultz: I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo.