@WowItsStephen: "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.
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@slytherinstef: So I didn't stab the idiot who knocked over my entire coffee- Does that sainthood thing start like right away or...
@hippieswordfish: THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird
@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.
@briangaar: Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*