@WowItsStephen: "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.
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@pixelatedboat: When I die, PLEASE don't bury me in a fancy suit. That happened to a guy I knew and it turned him into a skeleton.
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@KKenuz: my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems