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@Marlebean: I should have used more oils to get this off easier..
I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come.
Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan.

I should have used more oils to get this off easier..
I’m trying to jerk it off but it won’t come.
Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan.

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