@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
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@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@MoistPork: Men: Don't lie to your woman, she'll catch you. Don't tell her the truth, she'll be pissed. Just pray for a brick to fall on your head.
@MatCro: ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?
@Bagyants: Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes