@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
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@StashTheTash: Real person: Do you have Twitter? I'll follow you! Me: Nope, sorry. Don't have a phone or a computer. Or a microwave. Hard times and all..
@Sean_Burgundy_: Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad? Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?
@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.