@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
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@daemonic3: [at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*
@WilliamAder: One more missile failure and the Acme Corp. is going to lose that North Korea contract.
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors...