@deekizzle: I should really stop writing "lol" after "exercise" on my to do lists.
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@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
@buttgh0st: "sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?" yes it was like a weird pancake
@DavidAndRobShow: Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it.
@ShaeAaron: My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart.