@deekizzle: I should really stop writing "lol" after "exercise" on my to do lists.
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@oxygenplug: "Hey what should we call our multi-million dollar juice company?" "Juicy Juice" "What? Are you sure? Why don't we-" "Juicy. Juice."
@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus
@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not