@deekizzle: I should really stop writing "lol" after "exercise" on my to do lists.
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@kellysdf: It's important to know your neighbors by name. For instance, "Mr. Mean Old Man" and his wife, "Screamy".
@sarcasticmommy4: Before you have kids, practice yelling "GET UP NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!" & see if it's right for you.
@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
@zachheltzel: Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying.