@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.
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@raydevito: Watching cross country skiing is as entertaining as watching a person ride an elliptical
@dogwithaknife: white gays are out of control, this dude on grindr just told me he had brunch at 6pm. boy that is dinner