@gaynorlsimpson: I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka.
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@patnspankme: In 5 more years people will be notified of their termination of employment via emoji.
@AntiJokeTyrone: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby