@gaynorlsimpson: I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka.
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@nice_mustard: endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS
@velvettusk: ♫ Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. ♫
@LurkAtHomeMom: I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance.
@jtswhipped: Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore.