@gaynorlsimpson: I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka.
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@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
@youngestneil: I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask "are we there yet?" when they're fully aware they now live in a car
@Contwixt: "My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes." --Cats
@thepunningman: [Restaurant] "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?" Yes please "THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"