@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
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@SortaSarcastic: 90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math.
@mynameisntdave: RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is
@SoulYodeler: Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?
@joshgondelman: My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally.