@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
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@loudmouth_usa: Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito
@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.
@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos
@Glennot73: This body wash smells like a smoothie !!! This body wash does not taste like a smoothie !!!