@sonictyrant: I shouldn't say this aloud but which idiot called it bug spray and not buzz kill
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@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
@DamonHunzeker: "A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"
@lisaxy424: [before nap] I’ll be really productive once I get some sleep! [after nap] well now it’s way too late to do anything