@catlikethiefx0: I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Me: I'm sorry Aquaman, but talking to fish just isn't a super power. Aquaman: oh yeah? *squints* a dolphin scoots to my car and shits on it
@POTerritory: Buzzfeed be like, "Tell us what Hogwarts house you think your dog belongs in and we'll tell you what you had for breakfast."