@TEXASVETERAN: I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.
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@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
@Vodkantots: So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse? Flattery is hard.
@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.